*beg

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*beg

yay, it's the latest sport for rich white assholes: Extreme Poverty Biking!

*dead

wow, lookin good and frisky at 55 and married.

also:

http://www.kakaporecovery.org.nz/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=92&Itemid=191

Sirocco had an uncertain start to life, suffering a respiratory illness at three weeks old whilst being raised by his mother Zephyr. The treatment he required meant that he had to be hand-raised, and he was the first male kakapo for this to happen. Unfortunately he had to be raised in the absence of other kakapo, and as a result became imprinted on humans. Older age doesn’t seem to have increased his interest in other kakapo yet; he doesn’t associate with them at all, and instead he booms in the presence of humans.

As a result, staff have realised he is unlikely to be an effective breeding bird, but instead an extremely good advocate for his species; and can provide the best opportunities for people to meet a live kakapo.

This needs a different sound track
I suggest this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewDTZD-j0BU

And in the sequel, a white kid lynches a black kid who gets better grades than him.
Or maybe a straight kid beats up a gay kid who hits on him.



Why is this in the realm of Not Funny?

it's distressingly common.
5.3 million women are abused each year.
http://www.aidv-usa.com/statistics.htm


College is already full of sexual assault and victimization of women
During the current academic year, the researchers found much higher rates of other kinds of sexual victimization involving physical force and nonphysical force. Sixteen percent reported that they were sexually victimized during the current academic year; 8 percent had experiences involving force or the threat of force, and 11 percent were victimized without force. (Some women reported both kinds of experiences, which is why the numbers do not add up to 16 percent).
http://www.center4research.org/violencem.html

privatize the police and fire system.
who needs socialized police? that's what guns are for, right?

F**k Ron Paul.

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the lack of Sir Mix-a-lot in the soundtrack is utter *fail