ellen degeneres makes 45 million dollars a year

before i clicked play i said to myself, "please don't have ridiculous sad music throughout the video"

no, they're not, because it isn't possible to BEAT the game (and by game, i mean the main storyline) without killing. sure, it's possible to run around and do a few quests without killing, but definitely not the main storyline, which requires you to kill a dragon almost immediately.

that was quite a bit funnier than drunk kitchen

what a retarded sweeping generalization. really? "indie music"? no, dude. stop listening to the radio.

but, uh, totally right about dubstep.

mick foley got a haircut?

whaat? i can understand every word she is saying as they laugh cruelly.

>> ^Yogi:


Think about all the homeless children we don't hear about because they're not put on TV for their abilities in the realm of science.


pfft, how many could that be? a couple dozen at most.

murror

@ZappaDanMan maybe so, but i'm going to try your method before i try his. i trust you, man.

why are the male leads in these movies always played by bloated 60 year olds?

how can i trust a man who keeps calling his middle finger his index finger? he's clearly mentally unstable. now if you excuse me, i am going to go cut celery MY way. that is, with reckless disregard for the safety of my appendages.

i'd be afraid of catching one of those in the eye.

he's just licking the rim of an empty can. seems relatively harmless.

it's missing the last stage: realizing the game mechanics are inherently broken and waiting for the construction kit.*


*applies to pc gamers only.