and not a single original look, yup she's a genius alright

i'd let obi wan, i mean, ewan "cold carl" me. no homo

>> ^Boise_Lib:

If it's a disk--what's on the other side?


orcs

i saw skyrim hoarders in the title and before i even watched it i was like "omg, i need help"



my name is smooman, and im a hoarder

the prequel is fucking awesome btw, perfectly sets this one up

joe arpaio had his authority to identify illegal immigrants stripped from him, is infamous for racial profiling, among other things, and is just an all around jackass. sounds like a subject matter expert on obamas birth certificate to me. fucking idiots

>> ^Encumberance:

Anyone who has to get a Top Secret security clearance knows how much info they demand. Then the FBI follows up on that info with interviews and fact checking. I could not get a clearance if I lied about one thing. The president is put under a microscope by the security agencies of the US. He would not even be allowed near the oval office if he did not check out. I mean really.


but youre forgetting the FBI NSA and the CIA are all in on it! ANARCHY ANARCHY

>> ^therealblankman:

>> ^Barseps:
>> ^Boise_Lib:
>> ^PHJF:
>> ^Boise_Lib:
>> ^PHJF:
Trick question, without knowing the speed's vector direction one could very well end up exactly where one started while traveling at a constant 80 miles per hour.

But--you will have traveled 80 miles.

Not true my good sir, for you see we are all at this very moment hurtling through space at great velocity! The only correct answer to the man's question was "not enough information given, please reexamine your query."

If you are traveling at 80mph--no matter what the directional component of the vector is--at the end of one hour your wheels will have covered 80 miles of distance.

Of course, I'm not considering the Earth's rotation, or the motion of the Earth compared to the sun, or of the sun compared to the galaxy, or of the galaxy compared to the Local Group, or of the Local Group compared to the Great Attractor.

The tides, the tides....don't forget the tides. The MOON plays it's part as well y'know, if you don't believe me, just ask any werewolf.

But what if I'm carrying a coconut?


mind = blown

>> ^messenger:

How the hell did this make it to #1, let alone the top 15? It's just a guy answering somebody else's phone, and not doing much creative with it. Opportunity missed.


the same way sifts of cats doin cat things (ie being boring as fuck) do. the difference being i love will ferrell, hence, upvote and i hate cats, hence, fuck cats

ive seen the movie a million times but never realized just how many times sgt hartman growls piles name until they were all juxtaposed together like this. the longer it went the harder i laughed

and the end about made me piss my pants

upvote for Hundred

http://videosift.com/video/How-to-Pronounce-Dom-Perignon

i fucking love you, no homo

wow. i better start developing layouts now!

i remember my first beer =P

i always found these vids strange cuz i wasnt anything remotely resembling inebriated when i got mine cut out, just a little sleepy was all. maybe i've got a high threshold for meds, i dunno