Or sink it.

What cracks me up about these reboots is the truly strange reaction they elicit. Reactions such as, "Don't ruin RoboCop!" and "Leave my childhood alone!" and the like.

So I always enjoy pointing out that, "Did you know when they reboot a franchise, they actually DON'T touch a single frame of the original film? Not even a little? It's true! I done looked it up." (George Lucas excepted, of course).

It's as though people think the filmmakers are going to go house to house, confiscating people's DVDs and replacing them with the rebooted version. <forehead slap>

A reboot of a film will only "ruin" the original if you let it.

In other words, derp.

Yes but one night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster.

Who gave us gravity and inertia? Blame god, that bastard.

Conclusion: god hates piano players. And Elton John doubly-so because, you know, the gays.

Best ventriloquist act evar!

Resurrected again!

Wither Leroy Brown?

I was expecting Siftbot to come back and accept my invocation but alas, he has failed me for the last time.

*notdead

*notdead

Also @NordlichReiter:

Why didn't he just start the car, and drive the fuck away?

Plot hole the size of the damned moon.

Alright, I'm starting to see the value in this proto-meme. Pretty funny.

See what I'm sayin?

This is just as funny as the "Hitler Reacts..." series (which is to say, not at all) but without all the hammy acting and gee-whiz-even-Hitler-dislikes-the-X-Bone-(or whatever)-get-it thing.

Hitler, Meet Hank and Marie.

What about Mike Michaelson or Frank Frankerson or Jeff Jefferson? Does their bass playing get any accolades?