He saw it on the internets.

The real reason for the chase: he's got a box of krispy kreme. What's this town's annual law enforcement budget anyway?

Also known as exposition.

a scooby-doobie-do!

For you indie movie fans out there:
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This guy looks familiar but I can't put my finger on it.

"I've got the perfect thing with which to fill your sandcastle's moat."

Ever pushing chemical solutions.

Sorry, you lost me. Bemoaning the loss of millions of lives based on beliefs that are demonstrably false is not whining. So you've got some work to do to get me back.

Well, you see Yogi, when a church gets big enough and acquires enough of its idiot followers' money, it can start proclaiming stupid things. Things like, "when you murmur some latin words, this otherwise harmless cracker magically turns into the body of christ. Now eat it." or "Condoms spread the AIDS virus so it's prolly a good idea not to use them." Here endeth the lesson.

Quick, time to pass on this vid!

<grabs popcorn, waits for the self-righteous & puritanical to show up & comment>

No one mentioned it yet, so I'd just like to point out that Velocity5's initial comment (the one to which Carny first responded) was tagged sarcasm.

Given the scarlet P adjacent to your name, Carny, you might be unaware that such comments here at the sift should not be taken at face value, much like actual, face-to-face, verbal sarcasm.

To quote Sgt. "Big Toe" Hulka, "Lighten Up Francis."