*promote

from the Vimeo account: ""I am very very sorry for scaring my friends there that day :-/ I was just unconscious about 10sec from impact, nothing more, thanx god.

All was my fault absolutely! I wanted to learn spiral landings, and i remembered that once someone told me to do it first over water, many times to practice exits from spiral 50m above lake, then to lover exits slowly in a lot of attempts, till i do it right. I would be happy if i did that :-/ No lake nearby, so i decided to practice a little different on our local hill. Here in video, that was the second attempt to make landing from a sharp turn(like in moment when exiting from spiral and bleeding out the energy). I wanted to do it without spiral, just from rotation that will be similar to spiral exiting. First time there was a little thermal activity so i flu more ahead from the hill and started turn a little higher, just enough to make a one and a half turn, and it was perfect landing. Then in second attempt, no hot air to lift me, so everything started closer to ground, little wind(just enough to drift me back few meters), and...no thinking about road traffic at all!!! I sow that i will hit that little slope near road pretty fast, so exited turn to "jump over" the road. And than come moment when i start thinking about traffic, but it is too late now I don't know, i was an idiot with adrenalin in blood who thought that knows everything. Icaro syndrome call it...""

death, death, death, death, death, MARRIAGE!, death, death

upvoting this clip gives me reservations.

oh deer!

http://videosift.com/video/Clive-Warren-from-the-brilliant-mind-of-Karl-Pilkington

part 2: http://youtu.be/mfvIU9aGmTs

i saw one of these in India. it runs on android and costs one tenth the amount this one did.

Bison Costanza: "I was trying to lead the way. We needed a leader! Someone to lead the way to safety!"

Bison #2: "But you yelled 'GET OUT OF MY WAY'!"

Bison Costanza: "Because! Because, as the leader...if I die...then all hope is lost! Who would lead? Instead of castigating me, you should all be thanking me. What kind of a topsy-turvy world do we live in, where heroes are cast as villains? Brave bison as cowards?"

Bison #2: "But I saw you push the women and children out of the way in a mad panic! I saw you knock them down! And when you ran, you left everyone behind!"

Bison Costanza: "Seemingly. Seemingly, to the untrained eye, I can fully understand how you got that impression. What looked like pushing...what looked like knocking down...was a safety precaution! In a wolf attack, you play dead, am I right? And when I ran, I was not leaving anyone behind! Oh, quite the contrary! I risked my life making sure that the path was clear. Any other questions?"

Bison #3: "How do you live with yourself?"

Bison Costanza: "Its not easy."

hmmm.. they cut out the line "should i have used a knife?" after he fires the RPG.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxczHTyiKw4

*dead

>> ^dannym3141:

>> ^Yogi:
The start of the "Ask Siri weird shit" meme.

I prefer that over this weird new meme where everyone says "first world problems" or "99%" despite it having no relevance to the subject matter

first world problems

the girl died in hospital

'Oh My Gosh!' 'Oh My Gosh!' 'Oh My Gosh!' 'Oh My Gosh!' 'Oh My Gosh!' 'Oh My Gosh!' 'Oh My Gosh!' 'Oh My Gosh!' 'Oh My Gosh!'

*dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/Good-discussion-of-the-European-economic-situation