Write a worm that spreads to as many computers as possible that generates huge amounts of email & IM chatter - full of "terrorist lingo" of course. Choke them with billions of false positives...

Guys who take their shirts off in public get automatically labelled as a 'douche-bag'.

"Some of you may be offended by the sexual content in this video...viewer discretion is advised."

Who gives a damn if anyone's offended?

Pretty corny...

Never liked the US version of the show...

I just pad my underwear with a wad of barber hair. Comfy AND absorbent.

People who say eye-rack need a swift and thorough smacking..

And people will remember to charge/replace the batteries in those things? I mean, it's a good idea but... say the battery lasts a year, and you have 20 of those things...

I'm sorry, this does show how stupid these people are. For either reason being presented here:

1) They are too stupid to realize what the bill of rights is
2) They are too stupid to say: "Fuck off, I don't want you to bother me". What kind of retard is so gutless they can't tell someone "no?" How is it easier to sign - that takes more effort.

So, let's say you're right, they just want the guy to go away. They are STILL stupid for blindly signing a piece of paper without question. That makes them SHEEP.

Upvote for Jeremy going nuts on a laptop.

Wow, what a bitch. I guess a child's name can indicate that parents aren't too clever though... anyone whose child's name rhymes with aden/aiden (Aiden, Jaden, Kaden, Maden, Raden, etc..) for example. Or parents who deliberately spell their child's name differently (e.g. Jackson vs Jaxon vs Jaqson) so that they'll be "unique". Doesn't make the kid dumb...

Meh, was ok. He should've just gone with Long Way to the Top. You know.. since that song already has bagpipes in it...

Likewise with the term science.

Riiiiiggghhhtt..... _that's_ why..... *cough* cougar *cough*

Worst ever camera orientation.