Hang on, wasn't the on the right a moob?

Yeah, well now try turning it again...

2 wheels good, 4 wheels bad!

Answering the phone? That's nothing. Where's the video of the cat on the other end of the line who actually managed to dial his mate's number?

No, this is a valid question. Both rickrolls and religions fall into the category of memes that have continued to exist long after they should have been put to bed. And yet they're still out there.

Can't say I like girls with heavy makeup, but in this case I approve.

Don't care what you call it, but I call it a flashmob.

Prostitution - X pays Y to fuck them.
Banking - X pays Y hoping not to get fucked, but Y fucks them anyway.

Er, how is finding a weight loss book at a the home of a dead obese person similar? If it was a book advocating weight gain, then yeah, there would be a similarity.

That was such a setup, the crab briefly pinched his nose right before it really pinched. He had ample warning.

I almost dropped my coffee when I laughed

>> ^Raveni:

Wow, so "promoted to borough command" = "fired" in NY. Interesting.


Not just New York, that's common practice in public sector all over the world. Oh and some religions too.

Lets see. Over six miles of canal, the difference in height is less than a centimeter. Which if can remember how to do metric to imperial conversion is... about 16ft, yes they're right

So the founder of Apple dies and leaves GLaDOS in charge?

So, where's the bear to protect the coyote from the rottweiler while catching the chihuahua?