No, that's not slow motion, that's a slideshow.

That's no dog, that's a skunk!

We know one thing though, the truck driver was not the guy seen taking money out of this bank. He would have exited the vehicle through that windscreen within seconds of standing up.

I dunno, maybe in Russia you can't trust the quality of the walkway surface itself, but can trust the supporting structure...

So, the jumping spider perceives himself the ultimate threat upon seeing himself in the mirror, countering his every move to threaten himself. RUN AWAY!

All arachnophobes need to do is wear a mirror suit and they'll never have spider problems again.

Looks cold there, would someone turn the heat up?

That was the speed of the shockwave rippling down the entire length of his body and echoing back up again to knock him out.

OMG, when the shadows get as big as the person is you're like ffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhahaha

Ohhhhh, wait, The Onion have covered a real news story! That's what facebook is, its an investment in the future by someone who wants to control the White house.

>> ^CrushBug:

>> ^Boise_Lib:
"Keen as mustard"
That's a new one to me.

I think there is a brand of mustard in England by the name of Keane, so that might be where the phrase comes from.


Except that the phrase "As keen as mustard" predates the establishment of Keen & Sons by at least 70 years.

Everything was going so well on his driving test until the examiner asked him to perform a 3 point turn...

>> ^sineral:

Did he do that on purpose? He could have kept going straight and gone past them, but he veered to the left. And it doesn't appear to be a parking area on the left.


In Russia, everywhere is parking area.

>> ^jazzy77:

Wow, what kind of mind would even think to teach a dog to jump rope! AMAZING!!


One that's tired of walking the dog?

Hands up who was dancing along with him? *me*