Triboluminescence is totally way out there, man. So way out, like, science cannot even!

Soo... you're saying the driver of the compact you saw otherwise had no excuse for getting stuck under the truck?

Driver of this truck must have been getting some serious high score in bubble bobble to not notice this mess.

*dead, like the ancient religion that has not helped you conjure up the data tapes.

Pretty sure I was at that rave. Lighting effects were sick!

Liam Neesons is my shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii<BOOM>!!!

So gay, he's blind. Isn't that what happens if you masturbate too much when you're a teenager? I think so...

Walk it off Maru-chan. Walk it off!

Video is *private

Video appears to be *dead (as I presume the fish is).

Amazing roller blade *dance routine!

I want to see it hit a skate park!

*dead

Totally fake. What he was calling a hardened steel tool was clearly an aluminum billet. Adamantium could totally cut that!

Sweet barmaid of Belgrade! She's limboing lower than a green snake on a drive shaft! I hope she tries out for the olympics with skills like that!

They're just starting a grass fire, because, you know "Nin ja"...