"...this just simulates the cycles of depression."

LOL

*corpsing

Will Vinton would be proud.

Freestyle FTW. Now put on some Trinere.

Nice! I used to Hack back in the day.

This has been up here before. IIRC the last consensus was it was the placental sack of a whale.

Dead, but here's a replacement link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhG3iHvqmus

Stephen Fry gives the language center of my brain an erection.

You know, the last thing I would be doing is standing under a 30lb animal covered in sharp spikes.

My apologies for going completely off topic but I never noticed how absolutely enormous his philtrum is.

One more thing to be proud of I suppose.

(Ahhh...back on topic...)

You know, I walk the straight and narrow every day, but in my book, this counts as one of those few moments in life where you are allowed to be a rude prick.

*Especially* when drool might be involved.

There's some intrinsic about mashing Gary Busey into other things. I nearly pissed myself when I saw this one day.

It's already up on YouTube.

Ugh. Way to go, Hollywood. Fuck up what could have been an awesome period piece based on historical fact. Instead, we get this shite. Couldn't even make it through the trailer.

Well, you know whata you gotta do after you harvest da cork? You gotta soaka da cork. My sister, Antoinette, she's a famous cork soaker.