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*promote

*love

I'm going to take the *happy one step further and say that little nuzzle at the end is pure *love

Ennui cat wishes he was somewhere far away...

omnomnom

Sorry to curse, but how the FUCK was this in a pqueue for over a year?

*quality

I would be SOOOO tempted to try to pet it... probably EIA for me...

Fake. Just WAY too convenient the way that everything was perfect. I.E: Space enough to fit both, one is a convertible, the person in the convertible waits after stealing the parking space, the person in the convertible inexplicable "scootches over" in the spot to leave enough space for the other car... it's just all too good.

The interwebs have taken all the joy out of life now that everyone is out there trying to go viral.

>> ^probie:

Wow...if this is normal sex, what does cat rape sound like?


Well that depends, is it legitimate rape?

>> ^lucky760:

>> ^Yogi:
>> ^lucky760:
Reminds me of Clint Eastwood preparing to escape from Alcatraz using a bundle of matches to weld together a mini pickax (made out of a small nail cutter and its little nail file, IIRC).
Just me?

Who's Clint Eastwood?

He's a historical figure from the 1880s who unfortunately fell to his demise in Clayton's Ravine when the train he was engineering failed to stop before the tracks ended at an uncompleted bridge. Google "Mad Dog Tannen" for more info.


Ding ding ding!

Close out the comments. We have a winner.

that
was
awesome.

Molting has to feel awesome. Just think about it.

They need to set this to Mashed Potatoes by the Wiggles.