So you know, booby-trapping your property with the intention to cause harm to those who disturb it is illegal. Just thought you should know that, since you're pasting your face on a crime and giggling while uploading it to the internet.

And landmines in New Mexico... are you kidding me? Not only is that patently illegal it is a violation of the Geneva convention...

You actually DO have the right not to be maimed when stealing things/breaking and entering/tresspassing and the like. In some states you can be shot by the owner and that is fine since it is not a dumb trap, but a (potentially dumb) person making a decision. There are many many court cases upholding this right all over the US. Google it.