Some really beautiful people in this video.

MIND

the fucking

GAP

Seriously, eff Citizens United.

Seriously, eff Citizens United.

Wonder if they paid this kid any royalties.

I bet... when they... like a ragdoll...

...yeah...

I like what Sylvester said about not putting in the stuffing, and using a meat thermometer. Personally, I put the thermometer right in the breast meat, and pull it out somewhere between 161-165 F (72-74 C). And then let it rest. Just like a good steak, don't you dare cut into that juicy sucker until it has sat for at least 15-20 minutes or else all your moisture will just pour out all over your cutting board instead of being absorbed back into the meat.

BUT, the real secret, is to brine your turkey. Check out this recipe by food scientist Alton Brown: Good Eats Roast Turkey Recipe. There's a reason it has 3,750+ reviews and a 5-star rating. Only instead of a 5-Gallon bucket, I just use a brining bag and put it in the bottom drawer of the fridge. Do make sure it's fully submerged. A brine promotes osmosis, which lets your flavorful bath soak through the meat. It's SCIENCE!

The only reason I don't eat turkey more often is because it's just me and my lady here and a weeks worth of food comas would be counter-productive.

"It is a crime... they were posing a, you know, a sit-in - a student protest. And you can do that, tha- that's very American. But it may also happen to break the law." -Megyn Kelly

FOX News: Where being American is okay as long as it doesn't break the law.

Ok, now everyone go hug your dog and take him/her for a walk.

Man, am I the only one who thinks that the distorted human form is one of the freakiest things to view?

I'm going to propose the theory that they had a very talented voice actor carefully sound britishouth afrastralian.

I, for one, stand behind her and completely support her.

@ 0:16 "Hellooo?"

Those're some talented fellas and one pretty sound'n little lady.

>> ^shinyblurry:
(my version of)GOD IS GREAT BLAH BLAH BURN IN (my version of) HELL SINNER BLAH BLAH


Shinyblurry the only pattern emerging around here is a pattern of you being a self-righteous douchebag. Shouldn't you be in church right now? Go away.