To use The Daily Show's argument, to all of you boo-hooing about the death of corporate freedom, would you support McDonald's if it decided to start adding nicotine to its kids' meals? Some other artificial addictive, yet unregulated substance? I mean, it's not like anyone's forcing the parents to take their kids there.

Google, if you're reading this, I'll murder someone to work for you. Anyone. (Please don't say my wife) Really. You have my e-mail address, etc.
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as a matter of fact, Google, if you are reading this, (and i know you are), i'll do anything to work at Google. take a pay cut, or forfit any perks or do anything else for an opportunity to work there.

So Geraldo, is it your impression that Fox News is a corporate shill, a right-wing bludgeon, or do you think it's a deceitful, cynical hate-mongering propaganda factory?

Good tip. I would have stopped watching long before that.

The world's news: 'It would be very difficult to charge Assange with any crimes without also endangering the core principles of free speech that allow news outlets to do their work. He has a very strong case for protection under the first amendment as a journalist.'

Fox News: 'He's broken every law of the United States...and should be illegally killed'

What would they have to do at this point to shock their own audience?

Jesus, NetRunner. What a depressing reminder.

Look, I'm sorry, but no member of the GOP can complain about "abuse of the process" for at least the next few terms. Where were these defenders of just process for the last 20 years?

I love the original, but I love this version so much more!

Next up, someone should do Casino with Dora the Explorer.

You'd rather he devote his limited time to memorizing a speech for video broadcast?

Seriously, the Republican congressmen are actually the dumbest people in America, right?!



Actually, Republican politicians are pretty smart. They're succeeding in pushing this blatantly hypocritical agenda. It's the voters, the people that are allowing this charade to go on, that are the dumbest people in America.

Nice to see that the Troll Card has such a high limit, at least!

It almost defies belief that someone would do this in his/her own house. The idea that someone would do this in someone else's house, however, is hilarious.

This would be *so* underwhelming if [insert industry created pop diva that can't actually sing] did it instead.

Way too repetitive. Like they couldn't find more than three quotes that illustrate this point?