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What Metallica sounds like without Pro-Tools
QuadraPixel: If you still don't get the joke, go watch the Steve Vai one. Tell me you don't laugh looking at his serious face botching note after note on a doubleneck guitar.
The effect is to juxtapose the seriousness and fame of the performer with a terrible performance to comedic effect. Live footage works much better than videos, as evidenced by the Metallica one which was one of the least well done imo.
What Metallica sounds like without Pro-Tools
This is just one of many parodies done by this person. And it's not nearly the best. Here is the MetaFilter thread about it. My personal favorites are Eric Clapton and Steve Vai. Especially Steve Vai.
They are a great idea and funny. Stop the Metallica hate, they rock too.
The thread: http://www.metafilter.com/64832/whole-lotta-shreddin-goin-on
Enjoy.
Stephen Fry interviewed on Top Gear
Yeah, it's caning essentially. It's apparently illegal to be a homosexual on the Isle of Man, and of course Stephen Fry is gay. I don't know that the actual punishment is birching, but for all I know it may very well be.
Magician astounds Stephen Fry, causes him to say bad word
I've seen another clip where Derren performs this trick on someone. In that clip, he already had the card rolled up into a cig, and suggested it by playing with the fake cig, but not too much.
I simply love Stephen Fry, though.
Stephen Fry interviewed on Top Gear
Ahhhh, thanks Jonny!
Stephen Fry interviewed on Top Gear
He drives a Suzuki, but I couldn't make out the model. Perhaps someone from the UK could shed light on it.
How Not to Throw a Grenade
Thou shalt not feed the trolls.
How Not to Throw a Grenade
Don't bother, nock. Choggie has always been a troll, now he's just upgrading to racism in the hopes of getting a rise. Have some popcorn and move along. =D
Internet Commenter Business Meeting Part 2
Hah, I tried to sift this earlier this afternoon, only to realize the embed was not for my privilege level. Hilarious as the first one. Upvoted!
The differences between American and Canadian kittens
great vid, cracked me up
Help me get out of Probationary status! (Sift Talk Post)
Thanks for your kind words, folks. And I learned my internet lesson for the nth time: Just don't respond. Shan't happen again. Cheers.
Brad Sucks - Making Me Nervous
Thanks guys and girls, you rock. And I learned my lesson. I just won't respond next time.
Help me get out of Probationary status! (Sift Talk Post)
My last entry to this wankfest:
Follow the timeline, Marine. I'll summarize it for you here.
1. I post here, at the advice of "an admin".
2. The video I was hoping someone else would upload has already been sifted. Case closed there.
3. Several kind users make suggestions to me on how to get out of P status, which I appreciate.
4. Choggie entry number 1: "...unless you lurk like so many of the "p's" out there do, irritating the absolute piss outta me....now you know".
5. Several nice people admonish Choggie gently, asking him to be kind.
6. Ignoring Choggie, and taking another user's advice, I sift a music video.
7. Choggie Number 2 : "hey ant, there's a lotta newbies I'd like to lose.....can I have a special button er summpthin"? Hey...I just thought of a way to help you out of probationary status...
*quality....no wait *ban".
8. Thinking Choggie's insults are confined solely to this thread, I post the following, rather mild rebuke: Choggie, Choggie, Choggie, I knew there was a reason I lurked...."
9. Upon noticing Choggie trolling the music video I posted upon suggestion with the complete nonsense, I tell him to get bent.
So sure. You can defend Choggie to the death if you like. Personally I'd find someone a bit more.....legible....to become a martyr for. Or you can play the rules lawyer and try to drum up a case that I was being so incredibly verbally abusive as to violate the Sift guidelines, which if you actually read what I wrote, you'll see that I was not.
Either way, your stuffing a strawman with a red herring and taping it to a windmill.
I'm done with this, now that I've had to completely summarize the facts in order to get rid of the ridiculous hyperbole espoused in this thread.
The signal to noise ratio is higher here than at YouTube, that's for damn sure.
But if the signal comes along with a heaping dose of obsequious sycophants suckling at the teat of all-powerful SENIOR MEMBERS who keep newer members' heads bowed in humility with empty threats and hyperbole mixed with hyper-sensitive hypocrites attempting to apply frontier justice to selective members, then I'll take the noise any day.
Help me get out of Probationary status! (Sift Talk Post)
I see that you have declared yourself fit to judge what is a personal attack and what isn't. Since you apparently are the official Arbiter of Justice in this manner, I suppose I'll simply have to accept that Gorgon insinuating I was "neglected as a child" is perfectly within the limits of acceptable behavior, whereas my criticizing Choggie for attempting to browbeat me with threats of banning is not.
That's some mighty fine logic, that is.
Help me get out of Probationary status! (Sift Talk Post)
Gorgon: From your comment, in the thread you suggested I read:
I fail to see why we have to go on a moral crusade every time we disagree with someones asshole comment.
Since you've made it clear in the past with your personal attacks on me that you consider me to fall into this category, perhaps it is you that should read that thread and take your own advice to heart?
Crusading against me when you are guilty of the same behavior just makes you look like a tool.