So religion is bad. Got it.

Friggin Southerners

Drive-by Aussie gang violence?

I had an episode kind of like this a couple years ago taking my garbage & recycling bins to the curb. Lost traction, but was able to surf down the driveway and stay upright. Bonus: high school kid waiting for the bus got to see it all.

Idiocracy is gospel.

I kind of hope it takes a darker turn and deals with the pumpkin guy from the cartoon.

"It's just not worth their time to look into." But I'm sure 12 officers from 8 different departments can afford to respond to a chase 2 municipalities over. It's more about managing appearances than solving crime, sadly. May as well have Hyacinth be every police chief.

Wait, how old was that guy? They didn't just try to pull a Weekend at Bernie's, did they?

Never been to a baseball game?

Sooooooo.....??

I really want to see the spitting guy get kicked in the balls.

Along with some shakey-ass hands...yikes!

Sooooo maybe don't charge at the bears with your drone while the cub is still trying to get to the top?

Wait, why the hell have we not figured out how to put out that fire?

I can't stand what Apple makes some customers go through, especially if they have a unit that isn't vintage/obsolete and want to upgrade parts.