Pig whistles? hahahahaha

Yeah, you know...this is actually pretty insulting to men. Like, really.

Look, there's "crime", and then there's "CRIME-crime"...ok?

Thank you, kind sir.

In reply to this comment by lucky760:
*quality

*promote

I have to wonder if we haven't already done this. Maybe we as a species have already screwed up other planets and found new places to go and start over, and that's why we're here. Maybe "Planet of the Apes" is real.

It doesn't get much cuter than this. Pandas even rock while playing with rocks!

Kinda got it turned around there...
>> ^ZappaDanMan:

unfortunately Blankfist beat you by 1 hour 20 min <img class="smiley" src="http://cdn.videosift.com/cdm/emoticon/frown.gif">
http://videosift.com/video/EmbarrASSing-Mom-Dance-Cant-Unsee

*dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/Mom-Gives-Crappy-Strip-Dance

Any of these would do it: http://www.dog.com/item/bio-groom-natural-scents-dog-cologne/190223/

>> ^ponceleon:

He has a flavor evidently

...by "subliminal" do you mean that he sings his name right off the bat?

I like the guy in the particle mask.

*dead

...she just wanted to film herself peeing standing up...I gotta order some of these...
see also, for writing in the snow: http://videosift.com/video/The-P-Mate-allows-women-to-pee-while-standing-up

Ass cheeks.