This is a serious issue in need of resolving. I don't care how long it takes - it must be fixed.

I hate this ugly non-logic that anyone who has a job or any level of wealth immediately forgoes any right to an opinion on how an economy should function. What fucking rubbish.

Where were those twin girls...?

I'm more concerned that this is getting closer to Hicks material every day. I'm sure he did some of this shit.

I'm onboard.

Wow, I totally missed this story - amazing that the police were just standing in front of him waving his gun around. Ballsy stuff.

Touches of Patton Oswalt there in his presentation. Anyone?

...anyone?

Oh my fucking God. *promote

If you are in any way cultured in a comedic sense, and you haven't seen The Trip, do yourself a favour and get into it.

Beautiful.

I'd pay good money to see someone present some 'unknown information'. It must be a nightmare to compile.

There's a construction site next to my work at the moment. My favourite hobby is watching the drivers work those diggers. They really are incredibly precise.

That, and the fact that they may not be too bright and if they're not well drilled they'll drop their grenades, forget to load their guns and throw their grenades the wrong way...

Well, if there was ever any doubt that cars are just penis extensions, we can put that to rest.

And is that still from a porn film?

How about that kymbos, hey? What a cunt.

Jeez he made me laugh as a kid. The Jerk. Priceless.