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lurgee (Member Profile)
Hey thanks! I always get a kick out of this video. I would definitely see this film if it existed.
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kulpims (Member Profile)
Damn it. I even would have gone to see you in DC if you somehow got invited to the White House, that way I could brag that I've actually met a Slovene. Let's face it: there aren't very many of you. It would almost be like meeting a leprechaun.
hey, kp, long time ...
alas, no luck. yes, she's about my age, but I never met her. in fact I don't know anyone who knows her from back then so meeting Trump in the Oval office is out ...
lurgee (Member Profile)
If anyone deserves a deuce in the tank, it's Trump. I'd try to make it YUUGE. The shower curtain would definitely be a nice touch. Right on the presidential seal.
lol! There is this DJ(Boss Jock) the Greaseman that alway talks about leaving them at parties. Also using the shower curtain to clean up.
kulpims (Member Profile)
Hey dude, long time no talk. I know this is coming out of left field, but by chance have you ever met Melania Trump? I just learned today that she is from Slovenia, and I immediately thought of you. Now don't get me wrong; I know that Slovenia is a nation of 2,000,000+ people, so I certainly don't expect you to know every soul in your homeland. I also know she hasn't lived there for 20 years. But she is around your age, and she briefly attended university, and you attended university too, right? I don't know what school you attended, but maybe you went to the same school?
I remember you saying that you were friends with one of those dudes from Perpetuum Jazzile in that 'Africa' video, so I thought, well, you might know someone else from Slovenia? I know it sounds stupid, but anyway it would be cool if you did know her so that you could brag on Videosift that you know the wife of the prick who might be the next US president and could potentially destroy the world. Maybe you could even get invited to the White House. And then you could leave an upper decker. Google it. Do it for all of of us, you beautiful son of a bitch.
poolcleaner (Member Profile)
Sorry I'm just replying now. Just noticed your comment after checking my profile page, but that was only after I read this grim news. I lurk once in a blue moon, and unfortunately that's what I find out after being away for ages. Son of a bitch.
Well anyway I hope you're well. Thanks for thinking of me.
Time water god!!! Where hast though fled? I call upon thee!!!
Union Pacific Steam Train No. 844
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I know how you loved trains.
schmawy (Member Profile)
Goodbye buddy. The world is a less cool place without you.
the world is a bit less brighter today (Death Talk Post)
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the world is a bit less brighter today (Death Talk Post)
Oh my god, I don't even know what to say. I loved this picture he made for me, and so did everyone else I shared it with - including my mom, who printed it out and framed it. My son always got a kick out of his shopped images too, and he was about 10 (seven years ago) when I took this picture of him to share with schmawy.
I regret losing contact with him years ago, and now it's too late. You are definitely missed, brother. Rest in peace.
inflatablevagina (Member Profile)
Done
i wish you were still a dinosaur
Blankfist Reaches Galaxy (Sift Talk Post)
This is almost as exciting as the time when we were kids when you taught me how to masturbate. Remember that? Good times. Well what can I say that hasn't already been said? Oh yeah - eat a monkey disk!
blankfist (Member Profile)
cancer
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Martha Stewart's Kinky Dating Video on Match.com - CONAN
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Machete Sequel: Machete Kills
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Fusionaut (Member Profile)
Just briefly stopping by. I pulled up my stakes a long time ago.
Hope you've been well. Make sure to drop me a line when your CD drops. September, isn't it? Don't forget, or I'll get stabby.
Hey duderino! You're back, @blankfist is back. Let's sift some videos!