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How to Defuse a Shaken Soda Can
She said I stick my finger in it
Please do not leave your dildo.. dildos.. outside!
Filming a sequel to A Clockwork Orange?
Please do not vote for this smug lipsmacker
Oh lookey at me, I'm here. Look here. I'm here. Hey. I'm here. I'd like some attention please. Ok. Thanks.
Huge Power Plant Explosion in Ponca City, Oklahoma
I once lit a fart and made a mushroom cloud. I kid not. Multiple witnesses. Wish I had a camera.
Pussy Riot music video
Classic rebellious punk tunes. If the dumb asses had just let it be, the world wouldn't be talking about this. Instead its going to bite Putin in the ass even harder now that he exercised his form of so-called 'justice'. Oh well. More political prisoners for the king's dungeons.
Humpback Whale Almost Eats Two Kayakers
Ya can bet the whale knew exactly where they were and purposefully avoided them. They are very intelligent and agile creatures. But if one popped up like that in my face, I'd freak out too.
What The F**K Is Cenk Saying?
'siktir git' means 'fuck off'
'gottumu ye' means 'kiss my ass', but more literally in Turkish it means 'eat my ass'
Thats our small lesson in Turkish expletives for the day.
How Sports Bras Work
Those aren't marbles... they are certainly much larger.
Snail Takes a Shower
Cool critters. I have a conch in a reef aquarium myself.
These giant African snails have apparently become an invasive species in Florida... probably started by some idiots who decided to 'let their pet go' because they were too cerebrally challenged to comprehend the consequences.
China News Confuses Rubber Vagina/Anus for Special Mushroom
You aren't suppose to poke at it with your finger...
Vacuum backpack lets people climb walls
I SO WANT!
OMG! Beatboxing from Russian Policeman
seizure! *twitch* seizure! *twitch* flashing! *twitch*
Girl Walks Right Into Glass Door
Aw come on leave her alone! Can't you see she had a bit of spunk in her eye? Give a gal a break!
How High Can We Build?
>> ^messenger:
Just about everyone's speaking English now (thanks to me and my army) so God clearly has given up in that regard.>> ^honkeytonk73:
NO DONT BUILD IT!!!! Don't you remember what happened after the Tower of
BabylonBabel was built? God got real pissed off and made everyone in the world speak different languages. Just imagine what sort of punishment he'll dish with the ultimate of building height offenses!Quite true. So potentially we are all forsaken and destined for hellfire. Oh well. PARTY ON DUDES!!! WOOHOO!
How High Can We Build?
NO DONT BUILD IT!!!! Don't you remember what happened after the Tower of Babylon was built? God got real pissed off and made everyone in the world speak different languages. Just imagine what sort of punishment he'll dish with the ultimate of building height offenses!