It would help if someone explained what the heck this is.
Battle Zone?
Krumping?
Clowning?
*wtf?

Please tell me they each got 2 minutes for delay of game.

My car just fell into a giant sinkhole. I think I'll walk back towards it and try to find the start of the gia<BLUB!>

Awww, poor doggie.

Such little respect for the man who single-handedly destroyed the Soviet Union and brought about the end to the cold war.

choggie doesn't bother me. I find his posts strange or funny, but not ban-worthy.

What really bothers me are people who can't resist posting expletives as a followup comment to an otherwise kid-friendly posting. Can we ban Goofball_Jones instead?

Or is that green ham and eggs?

A Maybach probably weighs twice as much too. Should be able to just run the other vehicle off the road!

He's not stuck. He's just having fun!

I'm going out to hang rope swings all over the woods!

My guess is they were eating. The cameramen probably threw mouse treats all over the place.

These people make me gag.

That made it farther down than I was expecting.

Any idea how much that thing weighed?

audio = fake

The last time I had an MRI, it felt like my pants had gotten stuck on something as they were sliding me into the machine. Then I looked down and noticed my belt-buckle pulling away from my pants towards the middle of the machine. I asked if I could remove my belt before I went in any further. I wasn't even really in the machine - I was just having my broken ankle inserted.

Yes, Sarzy, the parent should have said, "now don't run into the wall dear", and of course the kid would have instantly listened, and everything would have been grand.

Sometimes kids need to learn the hard way. The best teacher is pain.