Not real. This is from a comedy sketch.

"Hey baby...do those legs go all the way up?"



"Why yes, they do!"



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctwww610xec

Anyone else singing "Carwash"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v8I5egzoMo

I wish I had an Apple Lisa. Mostly so I could get an easy $7000

http://www.bbspot.com/news/2007/09/jobs-offers-apple-lisa-early-adopters-store-credit.html

If that were actually the actor that played Bane, his rap would sound like this:



"MMmmph mummph mumblemumble mmmbrl mummph..."

Sissy. Just put some salt and lemon juice on it.

WTF? That guy's job is to hold the barrel of a flame thrower? I can't help but feel that's not a career you volunteer for...

I like how if a politician isn't making a certain subject a priority, it means he's totally against it.

Dog sounds like the Tasmanian Devil from Bugs Bunny.

Do they have one with a giant feather on the end? I demand all of my pens have a giant feather.

Is that what Russian women look like? Do I need to move to Russia?

Is masturbation OK with Scientology? I'm having a problem finding a religion that's OK with it.

pffttt...Just have Indiana Jones tech you how to deal with a person with a knife.

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/indiana-jones-finest/indy-best1.gif

Bouncy castle?????!!! OOoohhhhhhh.....there's the problem. I thought you guys ordered the ROLEY castle. Sorry about that.

BTW- when the drums of the theme started playing at 2:33, am I the only one that started singing "OH MICKY YER SO FINE YER SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND---HEY MICKY!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW7VnHnX3LQ