No kidding, that ball had a wonky wobble to it.

Well Mr. Broadcaster, the question I put to you is, how many 8 year olds are available to be dragged outta bed?

Fuck you water, I'm a penguin!

All that being said, I just realized what a horrible thing it is to name your kid 'Kahnawake Mohawk Kwahara:ni Kieran Jacobs.' How the hell is that kid going to fit that on a drivers license? My name is K. Mohawk K. K. Jacobs? Seriously, what in the world! hehehe

@rottenseed: I agree with you, the OTHER girl (not the one in THIS video, but the one that Aniatario linked) isn't singing as well as this girl did. That's just my opinion, I'm not trying to dig on her just to be a jerk. On the FLIP side of that coin, Aniatario did NOT say that his link WAS the girl singing the SAME song, just that she sang BETTER. The youtube comments in his link say "Kahnawake Mohawk Kwahara:ni Kieran Jacobs gives her rendition of the Canadian and American anthems at the TD Banknorth Garden in Boston on Jaunuary 18, 2010."

@everyone else who think rottenseed is being a jerk (which he's not, I think there's just a bit of confusion going on here), he's not. It's an 8 year old girl who tried her best, but really, if it's a NATIONAL ANTHEM, wouldn't it make more sense to ALWAYS have everyone sing it from the start all the way through? Of course the crowd sounds better than the girl, she's not a professional singer, but I, myself, sure as hell wouldn't have the guts to do what she did. Good on her for being brave! That TOO is part of what it is to be an American.

As far as the very last comment he makes in the video go there's a site called metroid2002 that is devoted to people spending way too much time playing Super Metroid who try to find ways to collect 100% of the items in said game as fast as they can. Someone out there has been late to work because they thought to themselves "If I can just figure out how to get all the items faster, I will have made a difference in the world." Really? In that you made a post on a gaming site? No, in that you exist, you interacted with your existence, and THAT is what life is.

This is a great summary of what WoW was like in vanilla compared to what it's like now, and people will play it simply because it exists. Like they do. That's the only reason people need to play ANY game.

You cannot play a game that doesn't exist. So if the game exists, why does it matter what people play it for? They play it because to them it's part of their life!

I picture him as a korean cartman who's just doing this trick to make money in some horrible way. There has to be a prestige to this trick, this stuff has to kill you. Just listen to how he says Wooooow! It sounds like Cartman being an ass!

I would hate to be up against murlocs in a courtroom setting.
>> ^gwiz665:

I'll hire that law firm any day!

This girl could explain anything in any language and I'd still love her personality. She's a charming person, I love it!

>> ^mxxcon:

tony hawk doing 900 from 1999 is in this video...wtf


I was wondering about this as well, I knew this was at LEAST 10 years old.

/me knows what kind of alarm clock to buy next time

I saw exactly 0 of these films in theater. I think I only saw one whole film out of that whole giant clip via netflix after release.

*seething rage*

I said I've never seen it CATCH fire. Please show me a clip of rocks inside the earth being crushed under tremendous pressure and melting, because while I've seen lava, I've never seen the forces that make it work while still underground.
>> ^maximillian:

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Never seen lava, huh?

This is like realizing you're in a pack of deathclaws, and they're already in the air jumping at you before you know what the hell is up. Also, yeah, 40 seconds in scared the crap out of me.