*beg for the health of your testes

... and she didn't even stoop and scoop!!

50 Cent's knowledge from the street is *begging for you to reconsider this video or it might pop a cap in somebody's somewhere, sometime, some place!

What's everyone worried about, we can trust our government not to abuse the power granted by FISA... They told us so... what more do you want?

Thought you might like to know that the crazy Soviets created the first "modern" Ternary Computer, called Setun, in 1958. Apparently they prefer Ternary to Trinary.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Setun
http://www.computer-museum.ru/english/setun.htm

That was great... I've been on both sides of this type of conversation over the years and I can really feel for the frustration on both sides.

Sometimes, you ask the wrong questions and get bogged down, or resist accepting the answer because of your frustration. Then later on it just occurs to you "Oh... it's XYZ... Of course...". But try to explain your epiphany to someone else, and you can still spin your wheels even though it's now so clear to you.

Words are not enough! Welcome the Singularity where thoughts can be exchanged purely!!

Siftbot, we will join with you one day! :-)

Ummm, what?? Would any sane person react like that? I mean ya, some dude in a mask jumps out at me from the back seat of my car, and I'll probably jump, then swear a lot, then laugh because they weren't a crook trying to rob/kill me. But who actually believes "OMG there is a SKELETON in my car, and IT'S ALIVE!! Ahhh!! A living SKELETON!! *smash chair* OH NO!! There is a DEAD WOMAN OUT TO GET ME!! AHHH!!" *smash car*

If she's on something, then wow, bad-trip inducing pranks ARE evil... But she must have missed the memo about not operating heavy machinery while Crack-Whore-Crazy-Ass-High.

And if she's SOBER... She should never leave her padded room...

.... But does it sneeze? No sneeze, no cute!


... ok... maybe a little cute...

Could we add some useful tags for searching purposes such as: 50 Cent, Trailer, Blood on the Sand ?

I'd do it myself, but "I doooon't haaaaave de power Captain"

Ahhh Physics at Work ... p = mv FTW!

Ok, so I have to admit, I was really confused for awhile when people on the sift kept mentioning "DFT this" and "DFT that" since I thought they meant Discrete Fourier Transform.

I guess I've been Sifty-ized since I now know they're talking about you...

I have to agree with DFT on this one... I mean, Farhad's message I can kinda understand since he is the King of Cartoons... err.. Videos... and has a cool crown, but why do people need to "break up" with the Sift?

Just visit when you feel like... if you don't feel like it, don't visit... no one's making you post or vote...

While the Miley jokes were mildly amusing, this gets the upvote for the final comment about Etchisketchistan. Oh and for the Crawl!

"Oral-B recalls combination toothbrush and razor following string of horrific injuries"

"Report: US Metabolism falls to 5 year low"

"New York Police Department reports supervillain who fell from building into river certainly dead"

"Sports Update: Michael Pelfrey throws 1000mph pitch thanks to performance enhancing typo"

"News from Montana: Newly discovered cluster of dinosaur bones suggest existence of a 200-million-year-old natural history museum"

" 'The idea of Portland' tops Time Magazine's list of "America's best cities" "

" McDonalds adds employee benefits to dollar menu"

"Plans for invasion of Iran canceled after Mahmoud Ahmadinejad accidentally CC'ed on Pentagon E-mail"

"News from Uganda: Last Remaining Mountain Gorilla just wants to be left alone"

"Crayola Crayon Factory named nation's most miserable place to work"


Love the Onion...

This was great, thanks for posting.

We often only hear one side from the military these days: "Bomb 'em, before they bomb us". It's nice to see there are some logical, sane, people around, I just wish he wasn't retired :-( Hopefully he has (active) friends :-)

And like KnivesOut, umm pointed out (har har), Barack's foreign policy would gain a lot of legitimacy with a strong, articulate, military person on the ticket. Wesley Clark certainly fits that bill.

*sniff* I just can't quit you!!

Ok, I'm not part of the Original Sift-Clique, but good luck just the same.