That is exactly the sort of thing that needs to be in a zoo.

I can only imagine someone else has the opposite story from that day, their loved one didn't feeling like going into work on time, but they convinced them to get going. It's always good to remind yourself that nothing happens for a reason.

That was perfect, that was very much how I wanted to respond to Ashleigh Banfield's rebuke, but more humorous and generous. Everyone has the right to talk about experiences they themselves went through. Confidentiality is a reasonable expectation, say, sometimes between spouses. But not after a first date ffs.

The thing about that song is that the lyrics are deliberately asinine, so when you strip away the interpretation, you're just left with something horrible. She's talented, that's just an exceedingly bad choice of cover that time.

It's shocking that Chinese citizens don't fall into involuntary laughing fits every time their government describes it's self as "Communist".

I'ma forgive you because that this is so adorable I'm ordering one for my kid. It's an Oshaberi doubutsu.

Oh, and here's how it works if you don't get a defective one.
https://youtu.be/ywB9huSiPOI

Good guess, they're sympathetic strings.

http://www.hurdygurdy.com/products/opt_symp.htm

He's a city martial, so something like a court officer? In any case it seems like he should have lost his job a long time ago.

http://www.theadvocate.com/acadiana/news/crime_police/article_3ce3ba3e-f657-11e7-94cd-7746befdf4b8.html

Yeah, I've got to agree, that cannot be a coincidence. It is creepy on the same level as a hooters or any other business that hires exclusively hot women to do a job that should have nothing to do with looks.

It's not so much that I worry about the average female gun enthusiast going without work, but that it's hard to imagine that sort of workplace culture isn't rife with sexual harassment. Any time a woman looking sexy is a job requirement, it's a fair bet that her boss wants more than to look at her.

Then check out the photo at 3:12 and tell me those aren't a bunch of rich broskis who like to hire young babes.

But, can you play Saga's Time Traveler on it?

I've got to think this particular game is just plainly illegal, since even superhuman skill can never win (except for the 1 in 30 games that isn't in scam mode). But I guess prosecutors don't generally give a damn and no individual is harmed enough to make a civil case.

Maybe some clever lawyer could use this video as the basis of a class action case.

Alright, I've had enough of that for one day. Go to sleep, sheeple.

Yeah you're right. I was thinking it's impossible to do that on purpose. I didn't read the description. The guy is just stupidly lucky. Also it feels good to yell fake.

I can't imagine this is anything more than playing Russian roulette with your balls. Or, you know, video editing.

Let me try that again. FAAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEEEEEEEE!!111!