Genius.

In reply to this comment by Payback:
VEE HAVE VAYS OF MAKING YOU VATCH OUR NEWS!!!

"Sometimes my butt . . ." Oh come on, you can't end with a cliffhanger like that!

Were I paying her as a personal trainer, I'd want her to actually do the damn exercise. Were I paying her as a prostitute I'd obviously expect more than I'm seeing. As it is, I would be paying her to do a terrible job training or satisfying me. She is the fitness trainer you wish you had if you read Maxim.

I'm calling shenanigans. These clips must be disguised sponsored content. I refuse to believe 50 people have ever found a clip from this show funny.

>> ^iaui:
Who is that lady? Do people actually look like her? I mean, would someone choose to dress like that for any reason at all? I just can't see it happening. I think this short is computer rendered...
BTW, great short jokes bit. Jimmy Carr is a laugh.


Jordan's appeal was never in her practicality or believability.

>> ^Lendl:
Next controversy: is cat yodeling considered torture?


Advanced cat yodeling, advanced interrogation - coincidence?

Mum, it just exploded. Dad wanted me to tell ya.

Oh come on! Red barraks and blue marine? This is not canonical!

Out of all the clips on the sift, I have never seen so much disapproval leveled at such an unassuming target. That alone earns my upvote, and I can't wait to see him at the Comedy Studio if he's there this summer.

>> ^ElessarJD:
I think she's a smart girl and makes some valid points. But who is her audience suppose to be? Me? I'm already sold, so this is more entertainment than anything. If she's trying to convince people on the fence or those that are even further, she's doing a poor job with her sarcastic, condescending attitude. People tend to become defensive to that, rather than open-minded.


Who is the audience for 99% of the similar heavily upvoted videos on the sift? Is everyone really that committed to changing Quantum Mushroom's (or whoever else represents the right) wrongly held beliefs? Or is it a neverending intellectual circle jerk?

Go USA!

What have you done to my mind?!

In reply to this comment by CaptainPlanet:
nice teeth brit face. i have a question... Go, to a dentist.

I would never have upvoted this, if not for the barrage of stupidity that it triggered. Well done!

>> ^blutruth:
>> ^deputydog:
there's a 'mac(k) the knife' joke somewhere.

It's knife the mac, not mac(k) the knife.


Mac the knife you must. Hmmm.

So conflicted. Upvote for Separate Ways? Downvote (novote) for fisheye lens?