DEAR GOD STOP THIS AUTOPLAY!

>> ^gtjwkq:
Ouch. It must hurt right now to be Kanye West, hearing your idol (most likely) calling you a jackass.


Not sure if that was supposed to be racist or just oblivious

>> ^BoneRemake:
That is a Bolt from a crossbow. It is not a miracle, it is chance and a shitty shot, all with odds and coincidence. I hate cats, could give two shits if that cat got it head on, but the guy who did it is deranged and needs help with an arrow to his own head or a mental ward.


Whew, for a second there I thought the sift was acquiescing to the existence of a deity. Disaster averted!

"I can bludgeon pretty hard." He stole my pickup line!

Rachel Ray, Dunkin Donuts, and one terrorist scarf would like to agree.

>> ^NetRunner:
Uhh, Republicans already use the Internet. That's where the last two big right-wing lies started (the "Obama is a Muslim" and "Obama wasn't born in the US" lies, specifically).
If you count Sarah Palin as an unemployed blogger, she's the one who really gave the "death panel" lie wings, just by posting about it on her Facebook page.
The problem Republicans have isn't the media they use to propagate their message, it's what that message is.

. . . chanto FIT! . . .

Once you've seen him do it, it's usually easy to pick out the audio cues that the uses to prime his victims and know what they will answer before they do. They're clearly primed to feel some number of touches. I'm not entirely sure about the number three - but he does use a lot of hard "T"s in his words: TrusT, counT, Times, Touch, honesTly.

"Never underestimate the ability of a tiny fringe group of losers to ruin everything." Isn't that the Internet's official motto?

Written by Bobcat Goldthwait? OK, you've got my attention.

>> ^KnivesOut:
The sift will always love:
Zero Punctuation
Olbermann
WKYK
Fox News fuck-ups
Bewbs
Louis CK
Bunnies
TDS
Glenn Beck

I've been compiling a list.


How'd you manage to omit atheism?

>> ^ponceleon:
Twice now I've seen cute, girl-next-door types that can do this... I'm beginning to think there is a genetic link between this trait and being rather bangable.


I'm going to ask you to stop stalking my girlfriend now, thank you.

Maybe now I know what his fans see in him.

So that's how people did it before message boards were invented.

The double bass fit well with the fastest stamper.

>> ^Majortomyorke:
This woman must be Asian, it is impossible for any of the lesser races to have accomplished this =P


Undone only by average hand size - damn you Rachmaninoff!