Let me guess... someone stole your sweetroll.

A lot of people probably don't remember that this guy was convicted of fraud and conspiracy by a federal grand jury in 1989 and sentenced to 45 years in prison, not to mention the allegations of drugging and rape by Jessica Hahn. This is the man whom Jerry Falwell (another televangelist crook) called "the greatest scab and cancer on the face of Christianity in 2,000 years of church history."

And yet here he is today, sitting in his white satin throne surrounded by sycophants and fellow charlatans, peddling salvation from a fake apocalypse to the poor and gullible one $175 survival bucket at a time. Chris Hitchens was right... "you can get away with the most extraordinary offenses to morality and to truth in this country if you will just get yourself called 'reverend'."

Amazing game. I loved how it screamed at you when you exited the game:

"COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!"

I love how frustrated IT guys get with the very reason they have job security to begin with.

I can see how much safer America would be if only more people had guns.

I heard him say it at least 10 times and I still have no idea what he's trying to say.

That fish is going to be the one telling all the other fish about his abduction by aliens.

This is the kind of thing Anon used to do before it got stupid.

I miss the days when reason held more sway.

Terrible quality video... surely there's a better version somewhere in the wild?

I like how Tom Wait's whisper sounds like a purring tiger.

Excellent summary of the matter.

Wasn't taxation without representation the reason we got rid of our last king?

Kait Parker = Badass

Jesus...