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F-35 US Marines Jet Fighter escorting Air Force One and land
Microsoft Flight Simulation?
Target Offers Snipers 2 Take Out Other Shoppers 4 Black Fri.
The Onion's killing it with its reporting today!
Americans Moving To Canada Receiving Not So Warm Welcome
Ah... such naive Americans! The WHOLE skit is pretty much accurate. You can't imagine the fear of an influx of Americans is causing here when we're already dealing wiht a huge nation-wide housing crisis. Immigratation pushbacks (to put it lighty) and still-sky-high mortage, food & rent inflation rates that we'd glad trade with what you stateside keep on complaining about. With Trump promising a 25% import tax on "Day 1" anti-American sentiment isn't going down anytime soon.
this would be a lot funnier if the first part wasn't so accurate.
The Boeing Doomsday Boeing E-4B Nightwatch
What would I do if I'm an American far right "Christian" seeing it taking off? CELEBRATE! They're a-OK with re-electing Trump and all the rapists & unqualitified TV personalities to the cabinet posts that Trump can find. What do these MAGA people care? Bring on Doomsday! Yeehaw!
She was so confident and wrong
Dad's not owning up his mistake.
LimX Dynamics Launches Multi-Modal Biped Robot TRON 1
Very Boston Dynamic, Bravo... It's just waiting for the day some idiot eventually mount a machine gun on top of it and then unleash sweet, sweet revenge on all of us humans.
Oh, and Tron 1? Why not the AT-ST? The company's just begging for that Cease & Desist order from Disney anyway. Might as well use the more iconic name.
That ending.
Enough Is Enough
Yeah right, he's the epitome of healthy huh?
True, there are far too many chemicals (declared or otherwise on the labels) and we need to regulate a ton out of the food system, his (Trump/Kennedy) idea is dumb as shit. We need more regulation and less Big Food lobbists in Washington.
I'm Canadian, and let me tell you we aren't that much better nor that different than our Southern neighbor in our diet. Stuff we see & buy in the "Big Chain" (of which 3 companies control like 70% of all groceries) supermarkets are 90% the same stuff (and brands) in the USA. If we live slightly longer and healthier, it's probably about moderation. It's crazy looking at the portions we're served at restaurants whenever we're down in the States. And no amount of regulation, or lack thereof, can change that.
Boy's Rubik's Cube Fascinates Monkey
Haha just teasing ya! You can't have this cool toy! Kids nowadays are extra cruel. Get off ma lawn!
Gorilla Shows Love for Human Baby
Fake as hell.
I fear the day this happens
No fear. I'd expect the day if I'm the son. But what's not to love getting a free pity lunch?
Finding Out Your Wife Has Two Boyfriends
Happy ending? Bros before hoes! Beers on me, bruh!
If Michael Jackson was car
MJ died!? Here me and my gang thought MJ, Elvis & co are still just playing cards in a bunker, living off their obscene music royalties!
MJ was reborn as a car!
If Nirvana were a K-pop band
Why do people gotta "unalive" Cobain again & again!? WTF Why?
Trump propaganda stunt GOES WRONG
That's his rating-busting, historically huge crowd right there! More than MLK!
Orangeman don't just need his brain checked, his eyesight & hearing are completely gone too.
Just one of dozens upon dozens of such incidents caught on camera now…every time he gets off or on a plane for instance, 95/100 times there’s no one there to wave to, but every single time he waves and points.
MIKE JOHNSON TRAVELS TO MAR-A-LAGO
Eeeewwww, now I can't unread that! LOL!
But it’s not a fact…opening his mouth the tiny amount required to insert the little mushroom tip all 1.5 inches to its base shouldn’t make anyone’s jaw tired.