This was literally jaw dropping.

I wonder why they just don't fly up to the top of the tree.

Genius

My new phrase is "it's so steep only an Ibex could stand there."

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*dead

What I want to know is why 10,000 lightning bugs only give him 1,000 hugs. Do they each give him a fraction of a hug? Do they choose 1,000 among them to hug him? How do they choose? A glowing contest?
>> ^Mysling:
"Rips off Ben Gibbard mightily" or "Reissuing the same music 7 years later while replacing all Bens darker, more sincere lyrics with horrible nonsensical sugary counterparts which appeal to the teens and tweens"?
I'm sorry, but "I get 1.000 hugs from 10.000 lightning bugs" is just plain painful to listen to. Whenever i hear Owl City on the radio, I get slightly depressed. Not due to the music, but because of everything it represents.

That dick should probably change condoms for each new vagina. Just sayin'

Alright, let's try again.

*beg

Who keeps their motorcycle indoors like that?

Ok, I thought this was hilarious.

He lives in a coconut under the sea...

Come on gross worms and seastars! Get me to number one!

Stupid human brain making me see wrong.

*beg