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Crack whore!

Technically, kid, that's two words.

Patton, thanks for allowing us to laugh with you. There feels like there's healing in that for you.

*wilhelm

*health

Just a regular, everyday plumbus he has there.

This is the time of the year when I have to renew my kid's prescription. I friggin' hate September because most of that cost falls on me because of my deductible.

I friggin' hate Epipen. Yet I need it just in case my kid goes in to anaphylactic shock. This company has my family and many other families by the balls.

"Yeah, let's go ahead and do this shirtless."

Well, you can't spell Triumph without Trump.

Not sure what to do with that, but it's there!

The Mike Blowers one still blows my mind to this day.

And humans have water slides.

Slurm!

My heart instantly broke the second I was able to see how young this kid was.
I hope his cries were for his mother. Just to go home and be with her.
Man, I wish there was some kind of campaign to show these kids that there is so much to live for beyond their "sacrifices".

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