Well, this week Cadbury has changed their FAQ from the cute "You've just grown up!" to the convaluted "As the world's largest confectionery company, Cadbury Schweppes is committed to developing great-tasting products that you, the consumer loves. Since people's preferences vary from market to market, so do our products. This is reflected in the broad variety of sizes and flavours of products that we offer our consumers worldwide."

I almost like the cute answer better than this "three card montey" answer.

Cadbury FAQ:
http://www.cadburyschweppes.com/EN/Brands/FAQs/detail.htm?ID=%7b4BE2269D-817D-4018-9586-72643DCE1012%7d