>> ^Payback:
Well... technically Jacob wasn't lying. He's a Were-Collie.


Actually, I think he's a Were-Sheltie, which is even worse.

I thought Bill Gates was pretty much the lifetime world monopoly champion.

*dead

*beg

>> ^shagen454:
I'm not even a vege; matter of fact I ate a whole freakin' chicken today.


Did it stop freakin' before you ate it? If not, you should try killing it first next time.

PRE-PATCH FIRE KICKS!!!!111!!

Now THAT is the right way to peel a banana.

>> ^quantumushroom:
My car gets forty rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it!


That's nothing. My car will do the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs.

Yeah, man, that's how I drive to your grandmother's house, too.

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Hey! Thanks!

Man, that takes some HUGE balls.

I got your stacked cup right here.

Upvote for the grape whistle. Awesome.

Yeah, mercury is not too bad. Dimethylmercury, on the other hand, is so incredibly poisonous that it's slowly and horribly fatal if you get just a few drops of it on your fucking latex gloves. Poor Karen Wetterhan.