I love how many of these people accuse athiests of ruining America. LOL

Poor old the Flash, I only remember him being useful one episode when Batman rolled in drunk at 2:55 and then decided he wanted a kebab but the kebab van closed at 3.

>> ^hpqp:

But corporations are people too!
Leave corporations alone! Q_Q
in this voice
>> ^blankfist:
Of, for and by the corporations. And you wonder why rich corporations and corporate propaganda machines don't want Ron Paul to be president.



Hpqp is right, your government is still technically by and for the people, so stop complaining and eat your democracy.

Upvote for Perry being heckled by his own crowd

God: There, another one of my beloved creations cowering in fear of my unpredictable wrath. Best of all I only had to kill two sinners. Two for one is a fair trade, much better than Sodam

Hey person (that's the new non gender specific internet greeting the kids are using these days) Been admiring your boognish for a while. It drunkenly occoured to me that one of the main reasons i love ween is their ability to create an amazing imaginary world and transport you to it through song. Realised another band that can do that is mercury rev. I can only vouch for desterters songs and all is dream but those two are great enough

Gee, watching this really makes me nervous hoping an democrat gets elected in 2012. I don't want to imagine what it would be like if a souless, two-faced idealouge made it into the whitehous.... He already did? Promised change and delivered turd cupcakes you say? They're figuatively licking a corn kernel out of their own asshole in the false belief it's a tasty fresh ear of corn you say? Well sir, I contest that Americans aren't so messianic they would imbue their [liars] with such lofty attributes that this behaviour was out of the question.

Thought this was going to be a shinnyblurry post but sadly it was only another example of religious bullshit hurting real people. I guess they considered her suffering "worldly" rather than the far more important "godly" suffering Jesus went through or something, christ! I'm not a fucking christian, I don't know how it all works. Long story short, fuck shinnyblurry. He's worried videosift has a left leaning agenda, well good! His dumbshit ideas should be ridiculed. Too bad his posts are so fucking boring I switch off before my thoughs have been regrouped

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^Bullshit, both of you gullable motherfuckers are wrong. Every pubic hair carring male knows Conan spent the first 20 years of his life pushing a flower mill crank in circles. How much thaylidamide did your mums take to convince you a gritty Conan reboot won't leave you feeling fucked in the ass with a strapon by you own sister? Not a rhetorical question

Wait it snowed in New Zealand? GTFO!

[drunken sidenote] Isn't it great the place is called New Zealand but there's no Zealand?

No no no no no whatever the fuck that was the dude picked up at the end did not walk away unharmed. On the other hand it's amazing the kinds of stresses an organic body can withstand

Lol, every time she tried a comeback he just owned her better.

[drunken sidenote] What are peoples' opinions on the de-capitalisation of of common internet acronyms such as lol, wtf etc

>> ^hpqp:

Sans Helm, 1st generation: "Woo yeah, look how awesome I a---"
Sans Helm, 2st generation: "Ooo yeah, I awesom---"
Sans Helm, 3st generation: "OOk, ack! ug---"


3st and 2st?

>> ^messenger:

What a stupid design. The jet engines on arms that come below the body of the rest of the aircraft?

That's how it's able to maintain lift at five miles an hour