There were some really fucked up ones on this one. Those last few, though, wtf is up with that? That's just so fucking stupid I have no words.

"Studies have found that even low-power laser beams of not more than 5 mW can cause permanent retinal damage if gazed at for several seconds; however, the eye's blink reflex makes this highly unlikely." wikipedia

Red laser pointers normally output 5mW or less.

-Put in mouth
-Chew
-Swallow
-???
-Profit!

Man, I was just gonna look for more clips from Super Fuzz on youtube, and ended up watching the whole thing. So great. And terrible.

I know, I was just poking fun at your phrasing

Looked easy to me. In fact, I don't think a single fish missed!

I love when grammar nazis don't actually look up the point they're trying to make, to make sure they're right. See no. 2 under tr.v. (transitive verb).

mat 2 (măt)
n.
1. A decorative border placed around a picture to serve as a frame or provide contrast between the picture and the frame.
2. also matte
a. A dull, often rough finish, as of paint, glass, metal, or paper.
b. A special tool for producing such a surface or finish.
3. Printing See matrix.
tr.v. mat·ted, mat·ting, mats
1. To put a mat around (a picture).
2. To produce a dull finish on.
adj. also matte
Having a dull finish.

(Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Updated in 2009. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.)

That's weird, considering that she's a native Finnish speaker. Sounded pretty Finnish to me, and definitely nothing like Northern Sami, though there may be other Sami languages that sound more Finnish-like.

The title of the video on youtube says "Cast #043", which indicates that he may have done this 42 times before, and the zero hints that he may have plans for numerous more casts (a hundred or more?).

@eric3579 fixed his typo, sneaky sneaky

To cute, or not to cute, that is the question:
Whether 'tis Nobler for the dog to suffer
The claws and paws of outrageous furry,
Or to take barks against a Sea of tabbies,
And by opposing send them: to the cold,
Hard floor, to sleep
No more;

What a terrible thing to say, saying OTHER people than him should be brutally attacked to teach HIM a lesson. Besides, this guy probably already occasionally smashes the faces of his wife/child/mother. If anyone should get their face smashed in, it's HIM.

Of course it's fake. They obviously did it over and over again until they finally got it right. The magic lies in all the failed attempts they didn't show us.

*dead