"Don't make it a real ... attackful enter, just kind of slide in a little bit."

Geez, that highly specialized musical jargon is like another language.

Wait, a cheat sheet for an English exam? What the hell do you put on that? Pictures of things that start with each letter?

You don't know a damn thing about parenting Sarzy.

They did exactly what they should have: let the kid figure out if he's hurt or not, and proceed from there. This was the best case. The kid learned a lesson about watching where he's going, and reinforced his ability to deal with an issue himself without requiring constant mothering.

The worst thing to do would be to rush out with an anxious look on your face saying "OH MY GOD ARE YOU OK?!". What happens then? He bursts into tears, not having realized that every little accident requires a huge production, and learns that parental intervention is called for every time something goes wrong.

Fast forward 10 years, and you end up with a kid incapable of performing even simple tasks himself, who spends time weeping on YouTube about people harassing Britney.

Joe Swanson stood out for me too.

But to a include a collection from Homestar Runner, and not Strong Bad? DELETED!

"GoBots are like the Kmart version of Transformers" - Randal

As a kid in the 70s I had a few books that had flip animations in the margins. I can't for the life of me recall what the actual books were about. They may have been Disney story books.

I had a seizor when he started mocking the grammar and spelling.

"I thought this one was especially interesting due to the bright clothing, the three costumes incorporated into the video, the stark changes in hairlength, and the eyepatch. Everyone loves eyepatches!"

Yeah, I'm sure the fact that she's smoking hot had nothing to do with it.

A part of me really wanted to see him keep falling down the stairs forever.

"Finally, Alan Turing, the great Bletchley Park code breaker, father of computer science and homosexual, died trying to prove that some things are fundamentally unprovable."

Unmitigated bullshit.

He committed suicide after being convicted of the crime of homosexuality and subjected to hormone therapy. Painting it as some quirk of genius is unfathomably ignorant.

I had thought that this would be a collection of examples of the OTHER slow clap: the sarcastic slow clap.

e.g. Bond has escaped from the laser table, fought his way through the shark tank, draws the gun hidden in his sock, and shoots the evil mastermind -- but it's empty! Cue Dr. Evil's slow echoing clap. "Very impressive Mr. Bond. Did you honestly think I didn't know about your little toy? I disarmed it while you were unconscious!"

To what end? What good will any of your acts in this life do? If what you say is true in the end you will have amounted to nothing. Your very existence will one day be nullified. Why do what you do? Love is meaningless, making people happy is meaningless, everything that you do has no meaning. There are no consequences to your actions. You have no purpose. And what is life without purpose?

What's your point? Even if one accepts your (incorrect) assumption that life without god is meaningless, it is irrelevant to the question of whether god, in fact, exists.

"God exists because it would kinda suck if he didn't" is not an argument.

This clip is also significant as one of the first public endorsements of the iPod.

Yeah, I don't know what that baby's problem was.

"I am heavy weapons guy, and this is my WEAPON!"