Wow, it's hard to believe the Sift had enough traffic to get a video to 350+ votes...

No need for some great movement or nationwide initiative. If a man and his wife so choose, then all their children can be 100% test free for life in a matter of minutes. Also, they can be freed from the burden of college.

But hey, that's not for everyone. If you want to be a corporate tool for 30+ years, college will get you there. Some people just don't have the intestinal fortitude or creativity for meeting people's needs in a financially mutually beneficial way without someone else providing the leadership. Let the peons be peons on a collective scale, while always trying to convince them to grow on a personal, individual scale.

This is too deep for me. I don't even understand what point they are trying to make. Or who they are mocking.

I haven't used toothpaste in over five years. Sometimes baking soda. Sometimes activated charcoal. Sometimes just salt. Sometimes just water. I mix it up.

At least their Chinese lies are more transparent. ... to a foreigner. I imagine the same can be said for all the BS the American government shovels.

I didn't realize the months and dates were hard coded into the presentation of the problem. I thought they could be any random dates or any number of random dates.

That needs to be made exlicit - thy chose those dates specifically.

I had no idea Matt Damon was black!!

... the HELL was it? A group of root buds? Huh?

Nope. Response time to lock onto and track a totally unexpected flying object immediately following a life threatening noise is unbelievable.

I don't understand the energy levels here. One moment, you can barely stand up, and it's hard to move your arms, and in the next instant your executing a perfect flying roundhouse kick. ...then you want to sleep again. Then you're tossing a guy through the air like a tin can... aaaand then you're so lethargic you fall over. Again and again...

Astroturf.

That's great. Except you have to keep waving that napkin for the next 30 minutes or the little fart will wake up.

Maybe the babies are also learning that there is always a loving caring person who's arms are inches away from them at all times, so they can do what they want with complete abandon?