"Same material used by the military against chemical weapons" got my upvote. It gives me great pleasure to know that my farts are classified on par with conventional weaponry.

2:01. Time when I realized the dude was a lady.

>> ^blankfist:

They're acting.


I think the problem is a lot of us want it to be real. But look at how they compose themselves; they speak with a certain smoothness that you can only do if you've prepared and rehearsed it many times. It's obviously an act, but a very entertaining one.

I am genuinely disgusted by this man, if you can call him that. I did some simple Googling, and I found this list of funds that he's received from lobbyists:

Oil & Gas $1,448,380
Electric Utilities $1,361,985
Health Professionals $1,102,804
Pharmaceuticals/Health Products $797,738
Lawyers/Law Firms $556,415
TV/Movies/Music $503,349
Automotive $330,350
Chemical & Related Manufacturing $323,940
Lobbyists $323,000
Telephone Utilities $300,420
Insurance $282,199
Misc Manufacturing & Distributing $259,490
Real Estate $240,450
Retail Sales $237,130
Hospitals/Nursing Homes $227,384
Retired $227,272
Securities & Investment $224,208
Defense Aerospace $220,550
Commercial Banks $214,810
Computers/Internet $204,474

Also, from Wikipedia:

"During his political career, the industries that have been Barton's largest contributors were oil and gas ($1.4 million donated), electric utilities ($1.3 million) and health professionals ($1.1 million)[33] He is ranked first among members of the House of Representatives for the most contributions received from the oil and gas industry, and number five among all members of Congress. His largest corporate contributor, Anadarko Petroleum, owns a 25 percent share in the Macondo Prospect, the site of the Deepwater Horizon oil spill.[34]"

There are so many amazing songs by Bob Dylan that I'm totally oblivious of. Wow!

I would like Bill Maher a lot more if he dropped the air of condescension and smugness.

Now do Jar Jar Binks.

I have nothing to add, other than to say that the movies she listed were awesome.

It's like some ignorance-powered circle-jerk.

This might be the worst thing I've ever upvoted. But, this idiot needs to be exposed for the idiotic idiot that he is. Shine on, you glorious racist idiot, shine on.

Oh my God, best announcement ever!

>> ^Arg:

Ever since this episode, "unpossible", has become part of my vocabulary.


Would you say that your vocabulary has been "embiggened"?

Jon Stewart should dance more. He's got the groove.

"Hey, I like you. Do you like me?"
"Yeah."
"Cool. Let's go play at the jungle gym."

When did we lose our way?

Who's Stephen Baldwin, and why should I give him my money?