"I have no objection to the President exposing himself to my children."

"Wait..."

>> ^KnivesOut:
This guy should be a Senator. He's way too smart and articulate to be in Congress.


Um...he is in Congress. He's in the House of Representatives. The U.S. Congress is bicameral all up in this biatch.

I remember when calling someone a biter was an insult. Ah, the good ol' days...

>> ^thepinky:
Why do people seem to think that those with southern U.S. accents are all rednecks? It annoys me.


It might be because the accent is used by a self-selected, geographically-disparate group of people that, for whatever reason, wish to identify themselves as ignoramuses.

Are we sure this isn't a new viral marketing tactic? Those advertising viruses are getting cleverer every day.

Alien chicks put out.

That was a load of bull.

He was driving in SCUBA gear.

Oooh, we're gonna transform into something?!

AUTOCRATS, ROLL OUT!

Her reaction is amusing, but that question was totally inappropriate. Of course the correct response is to say, "I'll answer if you tell me how big your penis is."

That kid is nice.

Internet porn: there's a fap for that!

I didn't realize you could patent looking ridiculous.

So she's hot, oiled up, and is wearing underwear meant for stockings. There are a lot of hot ladies on the internet...why do we care about this one, exactly?

There's nothing better than an angry and motivated lunatic.