Upvote for a politician who knows the real definition of socialism. It's about time someone got a little Merriam-Webster on these liars' asses.

"Now that I've explained triple blind experiments, I must get back to turning dials on this sciencey-looking apparatus."

View # 666 checking in. Like with most abstinence-obsessed christians there is no mention of back hugging.

KIDS BE BACK HUGGING ALL DAY, YO!

The long commercial at the beginning was kinda stupid, but once the real video at the end played...just wow. Who can argue with Choose Your Own Combo(tm) for only $6.99?! I LOVE TACOS!

Wow. Science rap that is...good? What a rare bird.

"Um, yeah, excuse me? I'd like to buy a computer. Hello? STOP DANCING AND SERVE ME!"

Give a couple rolls to the Mythbusters. They'll find out if it is bomb proof or not.

SHAWTY!

Award for the most needless overuse of the phrase "so-called" with a special mention of most half-hearted use of air quotes.

Shit guys. Our bad. Every time we let one of our Missouri reps off their leash, nothing good ever comes of it.

I love how people think they have the right to not be offended.

I actually find that offensive.

I had a good time up there. Hit the place around 7 or so. Wasn't too packed and they were pretty nice. Still gave a good tip because...fucking cheddar burger!

I've done that.

O_O

That younger lady in the black dress was trying her damnedest to call down the Wilfred Brimley thunder!