Eat well, stay fit, and DIE anyway. I'd rather live 50 years as a free man, than 100 years in a prison. Pass the salt, please.

Yeah, let's just ignore the buckets full of stupid that it took to reach that point in the first place.

Colbert is a celebrity, an entertainer, someone who makes a living by making jokes and disregarding everything as trivial. You know, like the court jesters of medieval times. He has no ability to solve any problems, so instead he mocks them. What "talent" does he really have that contributes to society? Stop worshipping this asshole and all other celebrities as if they're somehow better than anyone else. You know damn well that if famous people weren't famous, they'd be nothing at all.

Yikes, that's gotta take some serious nerve to get anywhere near a speeding vehicle like that, especially when you know it's being driven by a worthless piece of shit that doesn't care if you live or die.

Funny and nicely done, but honestly, I just came here for the booty shot. Oh yeeahhh...

Please, Al Franken is such a monumental idiot that he can't take a piss without getting some in his mouth. His "explanation" is fictional thinking on an embarrassing level.

Yeah, also had a little bit of luck there. Physics could have still gone very wrong.

True. It's the diamond cartels (actually it may just be one now) that control how many diamonds are allowed onto the market each year, which is the only thing that keeps them valuable. There are diamond mines in the world that actually produced so many uncut diamonds, that they piled them up on the floor of the mine and then sealed the entrances with concrete, putting local miners out of work.

I dunno... I've seen car windows deflect a speeding cinder block like it was a piece of rubber without so much as a crack. Automotive glass is stronger than you think, most of the time.

I personally know several people who's cats love going for walks on a leash. They even wait patiently by the door at the same time every day, eager for the activity, so don't believe all the idiot yammering from anti-cat dickheads who have no clue what they are talking about. Unfortunately, I can't walk my cat because of too many DOG OWNERS in the neighborhood who ignore leash laws and let their dangerous, flea-bitten, fur-covered shit factories run loose.

"My brain altering drug is safer than your brain altering drug, so nyah nyah." Kinda like saying jumping from the 30th floor of a building is "safer" than jumping from the 31st floor. There's a bigger picture you're completely missing, dumbasses.

I gotta call fail on the camera work for not zooming in on the point of impact when it happened.

Ouchy!

I don't fly often, but the next time I do, I'll be sure NOT to fly United.

Whip-smart pilot skills and top-notch training came into play here. Bummer about the injured guys, but to the pilot, I say "Nice save, brah!"