Wonder what Megyn Kelly thought of this. Better watch it, Dobbs: she has her eye on your chair!!!

What was her plan when she made it out there?

Short, fat, and green?

Cuz dude's got mad skills, bra.

Apparently YOU'VE never been bamboozled.

Wonder if he has Parkinson's? Horrible diseases like that seem to gravitate toward cool science enthusiasts : /

What is best in life?

Probably has something to do with it not being remotely funny.

Without getting into corporate practices, really, what does anyone have against GMO? Isn't genetic engineering supposed to be The Future and shit? I want a pet with a giraffe's head attached to a gigantic spider body. And I want it to speak French.

Weren't we told to attempt no landings on Europa?

This is purdy old.

Is that Notch Johnson?

I feel like he just went through four years of audio engineering classes in twenty minutes. I may not have understood half of what he said, but it sure sounded interesting!

Because when I'm traveling at 65mph during rush hour in the city and roughly two billion other people are traveling at 65mph around me, one fucking idiot can ruin two billion peoples' fucking days. It's precisely because a car is a weapon that I get pretty fucking irritated by distracted/incompetent/impaired drivers.

They are stopped, on a bend, on a road with an apparent speed limit of ~50mph. Asking for trouble.