I could see a creative edit of this used for the lead-in of a new Bond film, just wrap a gun barrel around the outside of it

Well, there's no reason now to not plant that coconut tree.

Now see, myself, I would have just placed my hands under the table and shaved off 80% of the development time.

Needs some Star Trek battle bridge music.

That disturbed me in ways I didn't even know was possible.

Was immediately reminded of this
http://videosift.com/video/Im-Mad-As-Hell-Scene-from-Network

Thieves tend to be creatures of habit, returning again and again. I wouldn't have said anything then put out a box with a GPS locater in it for a few days each week.

How many incidents does it take before the government raids these scumbags and shuts them down?

I don't see a miscalculation, I see an inattentive idiot lowering the bridge when he shouldn't have. Time to lawyer up.

This really should have ended with a good hearty "Mutherfuckahs!"

Are we sure that George has not in fact actually been mummified and someone is animatronicly working his jaws?

Eat well so you can have lots of delicious baby fry.

Rare is the cat that can maintain dignity whilst wearing a shark costume. The dog didn't even try.

The insurmountable problem with the holographic universe theory is that it simply does not answer the question about the nature of the universe, all it does is push it back one meta-layer.

If our universe is only a simulation running on a mega-computer, that computer itself must reside in a universe, along with its creator(s). That is, unless you're willing to claim that it itself is running in yet another higher order computer generated construct etc. etc. ad infinitum and that's no answer at all.

A simulation is by definition a model of something that does exist.

I think I would call Cesar, personally.