Who's on first.

I've gotten Amazon packages like this before.
Well, not that bad.

Ever easier method.
Just like the first one, but reverse the blocking thing.
Stick it all the way in, block the end, pull it most of the way out full of gas.
Release and pour.

Talk about having a bad day.
Poor guy.

I have high hopes.

That should not be tagged as music.

I was thinking the same thing.
But I do agree with him that it would be great on the Moon.

And this is the reason why Johnny Carson didn't choose Dave as the next host after him. Dave tries to turn everything into a joke.

And here's a North Texas one.

What watts is Wyatt's white light bulb?

True story.
I was on a job out of town.
That night at the motel bar a guy said he owned a bar. Some redneck asked him who is taking care of the bar while he is out of town. He said, "No one. I just lock it up while I'm gone."
"But who feeds it when you're gone?"

He thought he owned a bear.

Hugh Janus
Anita Lay
Mike Hunt

This guy has insane talent.

Kill it. Kill it with fire.

Strange that it was hot enough to warp metal street poles but not start the asphalt on fire.

Bezos has a company building the world's most expensive yacht right now.