It looks like you have a Rodent of Unusual Size, or R.O.U.S., on your hands. Beware the fire swamp, because that's next.

>> ^ForgedReality:
Either fake CGI, or there is a rod down the middle, obviously. Neither way would be difficult, and both defeat the wind blowing them over.


Wow, way to be incredibly skeptical and also completely wrong!

I don't think this woman knows what sarcasm is. She should look it up.

Of course it's art, and since when are danger and art mutually exclusive?! PS: Only a safety hazard if you set up camp under one...and then you probably deserve to have your head crushed by a rock.

What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

Little known fact - watching Spike TV causes brain damage.

...and the crowd's eye's slowly glaze over because they have no idea how to rationally argue a point. They just want a yelling match.

Fox, always right there to bring you the most important news. Is this the news...or a talk show where we share our feelings?

BITE YOUR TONGUE, SIR! ^

Well the colors, shapes, sizes and other textures thing is obvious...of course animals can tell the difference! They just don't communicate it to us. The counting thing is something most animals are incapable of, however. So, good job mr. parrot. Now, do my taxes.

Best I've seen of these so far. UPVOTE!

Awesome. I loved that we created the internet so we could LOL at funny cats and bitch about shitty movies.

I also would like to point out: where the FUCK was everyone when the Patriot Act went through? That took away a shit ton of rights, so shut the fuck up you ignorant bastards. Health care isn't taking away your rights, the Patriot Act did, fools.

If God is going to save the country from better health care, where is he?

Also, the guy who has the USS Constitution should try floating out to sea on it...where he'll hopefully drown. (because it's his little book, get it?) I need to learn how to tailor my jokes somewhat better.

The wedding cake is a lie.