Those beeps are so annoying. We all know they are saying "fucking", so say it. This censorship of curse words is ridiculous and juvenile.  Grow up America.

Yes, he legally owes Verizon (at fair market value for used equipment only). However, that's not the point. A company like Verizon should waive the charge in these circumstances - it's good business practice.

They are NOT "Wiping Their Bums". Anal sacs (also called "anal glands") are two small glands just inside your pet's anus. The material secreted into these glands is thick and foul-smelling. Most animals can empty these glands voluntarily for scent marking or in self-defense (like a skunk might do). Domestic animals have largely lost their ability to empty these sacs voluntarily. Walking around and normal defecation serves to empty the glands but some animals become unable to empty their glands on their own at all. The sacs become impacted and uncomfortable. Dogs with impacted anal sacs usually scoot their rear on the ground in an attempt to empty the glands.