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Kenneth Eng interview on Fox. Hates blacks. Loves dragons.
1-34 Seconds: Basic media sensational interview with controversial guest.
35-40 Seconds: Okayyyy....
41 Seconds on: WTF?
Green Screen - What you see is an illusion
Hmm. I wonder how long until cities figure out a way to get some money from stock footage. I don't think they can trademark landmarks. Maybe streetnames/intersections?
Homophobic Christian Whines About Getting Fired
He constantly refers to his "Belief" and his superior's "Belief", and how he had the right to express his that "homosexuality is bad stuff [because God says so]" because she expressed hers that she had a "so-called female fiancee".
The fair course would have been for Brookstone to allow the subjects of their respective beliefs to punch the other person in the face. I have a feeling Lesbian Fiancee packs more of a wallop than Bigoted Deity, but maybe I'm just a heretic.
Sitting pretty, boxing kitty
Right around :20 the right cat's claws get stuck in the left cat's arm. Makes me go "ow ow ow ow ow."
Crackhead chases laser like a cat
*beg
Crackhead chases laser like a cat
NSFW because of swears.
Gangsta Treadmill
Dammit I keep failing. http://www.videosift.com/video/Treadmill-Fails-Zap-You-of-Your-Cool-1
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Thanks.
The Diabeetus Rap
Great to listen to while relaxing by the pool, drinking Margareetus.
One man band does awesome cover of Billie Jean
>> ^Offsajdh:
Way too nice and unworn shoes for a "real" homeless dude. The outfit matches the groove though. Excellent stuff.
This is not necessarily always a correct assumption; homeless people in big cities often get clothing donated to various shelters--the nicer the area the nicer the clothes. I saw homeless people in New York with Burberry (or knock-off) scarves, wearing Pumas and Nike track pants.
He does seem to be doing fine for himself though: http://www.myspace.com/edmunddunbar
Kid Eats Habanero - Makes rapid realizations about peppers
I have an unusually high tolerance for capsaicin. In high school, a friend and I bought a big bag of habañeros and brought them to school. He'd tell people they were "Candy Peppers" and, because we had been jerks before, they wouldn't believe him. I'd offer to eat one to "prove" they were fine, and even let them pick one out for me. Chew, swallow, smile. Then they would try one, and it was hilarious.
We probably would have gotten our asses beat if they could see through the tears to swing at us. The best part was, after they recovered, they'd make us go with them to do the trick on their friend.
The prank got harder and harder to pull off as the group around us grew, but it was still fun.
At the end of the day, the only one left was a pure white one even I was afraid of, thinking it would be atomic powered or something. Ended up eating it anyway--it was as mild as a banana pepper.
And no, I did not suffer any karmic gastric distress.
Terrible Parents: The Gift that Keeps on Giving
Hilariously, when this footage is used by the defense in his Matricide trial, the headlines will read: "XBox Video Game System Causes Child to Kill!"