That's why I think leaving good enough alone wins the circumcision debate.

The internet crackdown will commence soon.

Fuck all of them.

Stop it! Ohhhhhh!

In California, a "mutual affray" is usually a defense against child abuse when a fight is between minors. A mutual affray requires intent by both parties to get into a tussle: something akin to "I'll meet you in the parking lot at the Dollar Store so we can throw down." There is no such thing as verbal battery and an assault requires the perceived threat of immediate bodily harm, neither of which EBM can be accused of in my opinion. This is clearly a case of an assault and battery by the young man and retaliation in form of self defense by EBM.

In reply to this comment by NordlichReiter:
Question for you, which may or may not be founded, I judged by your screen name that you know something about law.

Epic Beard Man and his assailant are both possibly guilty of Mutual Affray?


http://definitions.uslegal.com/m/mutual-affray/

Oh, poopoo... on the you bad people celebrating racial violence. Race notwithstanding, I think we all like to see an underdog win and justice served. Here, the person initiating PHYSICAL aggression is not the victim.

Thanks Bruti. That's mighty kind of you to say.

In reply to this comment by Bruti79:
Warning! Do not drink any fluids when reading GoodAttorneys comment. It may cause fluids to be expelled from your mouth, as a result of hilarity!

To quote EndAll quoting the kid in the bus beating video:

>> ^EndAll:
bring da ambalamps

Self-defense is fucking awesome.

Fired? Is that all? The bastard should be in jail. You know, he probably beats his wife too.

This happened to me on my tractor, but I was just mowing the lawn.

Wow, the truth hurts.

God, I wish I could downvote comments too!

Is this like a semi-serious Mystery Men?

I'd like one in black with a crotch zipper... for going to the bathroom.