I'm waiting for the next patch.

Jake gets funnier, hairier and sexier as he gets older.

Oh come on. Grown women, fully-dressed, consensually doing a non-sexually-graphic dance routine.

And can you expand on what "pseudo creepy" is supposed to mean?

Wow. Aren't you embarrassed that someone as incompetent as Spicer is representing your side? He's so clearly out of his depth, and he has engendered a catastrophically adversarial relationship with the media. Politics aside, Spicer is just someone who doesn't seem to be very good at his job, and he is a major contributor to what makes the Trump administration look so haphazard and bullish. He's a liability to your team.

TL;DR - he is bad and you should feel bad.

Cyriak's delicious brains earning him some bank? Awesome

Technically brilliant. The song itself is completely awful.

Two jobs I never object to being paid lots of money: airline pilots and anaesthetists

This does not look like fun

How many million fps is that!?

He's adorable, and I wouldn't have been able to resist scooping him up for a hug.

It's horrifying what bigotry and a lack of empathy can do to people and places, isn't it?

I would find it easy to believe that Kimmel's writers make these tweets up. But they are pretty funny so I don't care

Exactly - the PwC folks know the winners anyway.

He's sarcastic, but not a douche. Douches are those folks who don't use their indicators. Plus this gentleman has a very sexy uniform, so. Er. I lost my train of thought

Why can't we all just get along?